I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
Exactly…
god it’s like nobody even cares that [problem i’ve taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can’t articulate and don’t understand
hey ( with intentions of becoming the love of your life. going on museum and bookstore dates with you )
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you sit there and think “$1500 for a one bedroom is crazy” and then it dawns on you that there are studios going for $3000. or more. a month. regardless of location. large and small cities alike. And then your brain starts leaking out of your ears
you will be in an apartment that was $900 three years ago and now you’re paying over $1200. for the same space. the same space you live in, the same exact apartment complex, is now also being sold to people for over $1500. you cannot leave because everything else in the general area is around $1800. for what you have. or smaller.
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girls will start getting settled for sleep like “wow i’m getting to bed early tonight” and it’s 3am
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doeberman-deactivated20210530:
wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
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(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown…
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sorry for posting so many spotify links i’m microdosing on being a dj
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camellias be like what if roses but tense
look at it. it’s got anxiety
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Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul….
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